Aunt Sally 

The cool young aunt that never settled or got married. No matter how old she gets she's youthful. Everyone loves her she takes no shit and talks a lot of shit. She likes to party and sometimes she can get out of hand, so you might have to tell your friends Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she took too many shots of tequila.
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she's late again.

Aunt Sally by Aunt Sallyy October 11, 2018

aunt sally 

A drink made up in red hook, NY. A perfect combination of Captain Morgan and ginger ale on the rocks. Sailor Jerry is an acceptable substitution for the captain.

Ain't sally aunt sally

aunt sally by chic maggot May 16, 2014

Aunt Sally 

The name teachers always give in examples.

Imagine your Aunt Sally bought you 63 watermelons.

Aunt Sally by Frances_hello May 7, 2018

Aunt Sally's nut butter 

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

Aunt Sally's nut butter by danielle June 22, 2007

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally 

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally by Movianne February 20, 2019

Visit Aunt Sally

mostly used by modest women when they excuse themselves to the restroom

Tara was out to dinner with her friends when she said, "Please excuse me, I'm going to visit Aunt Sally. I will be right back."

Visit Aunt Sally by JoeHo3 September 12, 2009

Your Aunt Sally 

The next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. THE ULTIMATE TRUMP. It means a win no matter what...

Person 1: You suck
Person 2: Your face sucks
Person 1: Your mum sucks
Person 2: Your mum's face sucks
Person 1: Your Aunt Sally Sucks
Person 2: I don't have an aunt sally
Person 1: you do now
*progresses into full scale riot*
Riot Police: In the name of Aunt Sally Stop
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Random: WhO tHe HeLl ArE?!?!?!
Me: Your aunt sally

Your Aunt Sally by Sally, Aunt Sally December 15, 2008