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aunt gay 

the real name of a prissy and uptight but kind aunt who summers in the Hampton’s. the name of my friends aunt who invited us to stay at the Hampton’s with her. marring her husband only or his money she is known for making good financial decisions. constantly reminding her guests to reapply sunscreen and tending to their wounds when they got a hitler Mustache cut she’s always looking out for your medical wellbeing.
yo, you she that bitchy milf writing an article by the pool?!..... yea that’s aunt gay
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Hello everyone, my aunts name is Gay. Yes, I know what you’re thinking— why is her name Gay— who came up with this? Well it was actually my amazing Grandmother. Now my aunt is very rich and has three houses all in different states. She was once a lawyer but then decided to have a family and took all the money from her husband. They are still together and he looks miserable everywhere I see him! But also my aunt has written one book about college and writes daily! It’s quite fascinating.
oh hey that’s aunt gay over!
aunt gay is the most amazing person ever.
aunt gay by ian is gay July 13, 2021

your gay aunt 

"your gay Aunt" describes a Person who is not too fussy about doing things properly. This Person might just not be too botherd about someting or is just too lazy to put in too much Effort.

Your gay Aunt would not bother to use Fresh Herbs when cooking, the Dried stuff is just fine.
It needs to be mixed right in the first place, your gay aunt or your Thanos hat wearing cousin is never going to bother to do this.
your gay aunt by Woords March 21, 2023

Ur aunt a gay croissant 

Worse than your brother a mother.
Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

Gay Old Aunt Tom 

The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.
Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.
Gay Old Aunt Tom by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026