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Bikini atoll 

A coral reef inside the Marshall island where us detonates a fuckton of nuclear weapons and gave sailors a fuckton of radiation so don't go there alright?
Johnson: so I heard James came back from bikini atoll how was it
Joseph: the good news is he said the view was so beautiful
Johnson: and the bad news?
Joseph: He got radiation poisoning
Johnson: fuck
Bikini atoll by LindFich October 22, 2020
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Shit atoll 

A turd which is of sufficient size and mass that it naturally sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl, but with a portion which sits proud above the water line and in doing so mimics a small atoll or island.

A true shit atoll is not supported by the sides of the toilet in any way but is completely 'free standing'.
After not having a crap for two weeks I produced a prize winning shit atoll last night.
Shit atoll by Ryd June 25, 2006
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palmyra atoll 

A beautiful territory of the United States. The area is unknown to the general public, and is basically an isolated set of islands in the middle of the pacific. The atoll is administered by this Fish and Wildlife Service, and is restricted, meaning one must be granted a permit in order to travel to there. However, video evidence shows how majestic the area is, as it is basically an island getaway, completely detached from modern civilization.
Nick- "I wish I could got to palmyra atoll."
Butternubbs- "What is that?"
palmyra atoll by crusty carl May 28, 2016

bikini atoll 

A island in the Pacific Ocean which has a tribe of girls in bikinis. Like that AXE commercial.
When I went to Bikini Atoll I got raped by the chief
bikini atoll by Ric36 NY January 6, 2008

Apolline 

An amazing person. One of the smartest girl you'll meet, and always here to cheer you up. Probably gives great hugs. Socializing with people she doesn't know isn't always her strongest point, and your first conversations with her might seem a bit awkward, but once you get to know an Apolline, you can't help loving her. And if you are lucky enough to be her friend, she will never let you down. She’s a good listener and you can count on her if you need affection or comfort. Or if you just want to laugh: Apolline is really funny. But you need to get used to her sense of humor, 'cause you may find it kinda special at first. On top of her numerous qualities, Apolline is a very sexy blond (and a few hot brunettes or gingers are called Apolline, too).

But an Apolline sometimes lacks self-confidence. It seems absurd when you know her: how can this amazing person not see how amazing she is? Still, please remind any Apolline who might need it how amazing she is and how much she deserves to be more self-confident!
Seeing Apolline just made my day brighter!
I'm so glad Apolline is my friend, she truly is one of a kind

Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.
"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

an apollo ridge 

A dirt school that has bad internet and kids who juul in school. Dont forget about no bathroms.
Man that school is a surely an apollo ridge
an apollo ridge by JLute January 4, 2019