Assphincter

One who talks out their asshole.

Ted was a total assphincter at the party.

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

assphincteration

The act of suffocating as a rusult of having your head shoved too far up your own ass.

There seemed to be no end to her attempts to dazzle everyone with b.s. Thankfully, she eventually succumbed to assphincteration.

by darkpixie August 13, 2012