Ass runner

Construction term for a boss that runs his apprentices so hard that they can hardly walk by the end of the day.

Mother: How was your day on site today?
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!

by Dick Mahoon November 7, 2025

Runner Runner Up The Ass

To fail at a task or game at the last moment on a consistent basis. Usually but not always through no fault of their own.

Every hand of poker I play I get Runner Runner Up The Ass. I'm never going to win.

by Knight3Vii February 9, 2009

assgunner

A gay male who is the "top" in anal sex.

My boyfriend is a total assgunner, my ass is always sore.

by Tocs "assmuncher" Fenn September 26, 2004

assgunner

The tailgunner on a WWII bomber.

Pilot: We have a bogey on our six!
Co-Pilot: Don't worry, the assgunner's got 'em.

by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004

assrunner

A player in an wordFPS game who performs wordassrunning (killing enemies from behind, running after their ass). Play this way and you will be entitled by other playmates on the server as a stinking lamer.

OMFG we have an assrunner here. Kickvote him!

by Clockmaster June 5, 2003

asstunner

One who tunes the anus with his cock or other thing toy, fist etc

My anus felt all out of wack, So my buddy ted asstunnered me.

by J.DIZZLE'Z January 9, 2008