Ass nap 

A comfortable nap on the back side of a large butt female

I could really use a Ass nap from her

Ass nap by Jraco.Season October 28, 2021

ass nap 

When that one e-girl in your snap chat takes a nice, relaxing short sleep.

I took a good ass nap

ass nap by AL3XiSAB3AST November 16, 2019

ass napkins 

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

ass napkins by calimoe May 30, 2006

ass napkin

a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern

Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!

ass napkin by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007

ass napkin

A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.

I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.

ass napkin by paulmor909 September 5, 2016

Ass Napkin

Toilet paper; also used as an insult.

You fucking ass napkin!

Ass Napkin by {42}Ix June 8, 2003

ass napped 

When someone holds you captive in their asshole

Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off

ass napped by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018