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Ass Itch 

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
Ass Itch by jft9356 June 30, 2017
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ass itch 

An itching of the anus, usually caused by poor hygiene, sometimes the result of inferior toilet paper.
"I had to use the cheap single-ply toilet paper at work and now I have ass itch. "
ass itch by Baver April 24, 2014

making my ass itch 

Ass itching means that you’re annoying me or something is bothering you
Oh my gawd stop being so loud it’s making my ass itch

you make my ass itch 

You make my ass itch means that you turned me off or I'm just not feeling you
Some guy: you're type cute
Girl: ugh, you make my ass itch

Itch-Ass 

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry
Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass
Itch-Ass by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020

Your Ass Itches 

It means that you’re basically full of it and/or lying. When someone is saying some bs story as usual and you not it’s not true, you can reply “Calm Down Your Ass Itches.”
Jim- I posted up a video of me wheeling in the field with 3 feet of powder on the ground, and this girl commented “ya can’t ride”
I said to that bitch “ Your Ass Itches and that her and her man both can’t ride for dog dick in a black pussy

your ass is itchy 

When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying
Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.

Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!
your ass is itchy by DCH_23 May 16, 2018
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