ass fax

Photocopying a picture of your bare, naked butt and sending the picture via fax to someone who deserves it or is getting on your case. A good retaliation strategy for fax spam, or spax.

"Yo, I sent an ass fax to that travel agent that keeps killing trees with his crappy spax."

ass fax by Sheila Snyder October 24, 2007

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Ass Fax

The trail of Toilet Paper hanging from a persons waistband of their pants/trousers/skirt etc. as they leave a restroom.

Normally accompanied by howls of laughter from all witnesses, much to the victims embarrassment.

Oh look, Angela just walked back to her desk with an ass fax as long as your arm

Ass Fax by NYBairn October 16, 2010

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ass fax

When someone's jeans or pants tag is sticking straight up out of their ass.

Dan was looking good today except for that "ass fax."

Seriously, I don't need to know what he's a size 30 and shops at Banana Republic.

ass fax by AisTorn July 10, 2011

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ass fax

What people used to do before they had ass email and ass book.

Dude: Wo bro, what are you doing near the photocopier?
Bro: Just trying ass fax my ex-girlfriend dude.
Dude: Bro, just give her an ass book instead, it's 2016.
Bro: But it just ain't retro dude.

ass fax by jderksen1 September 16, 2016

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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