ass crackle
take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass
ass crackle by theawesomeporra February 22, 2011
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ass crackle plop
a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
ass crackle plop by Matthew February 2, 2004
ass cracker
One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
ass cracker by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009
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nigga-ass-cracker by Rez-a-wan August 11, 2011
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