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ass burglar 

A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.
The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.
ass burglar by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017

ass burglar 

One who steals goods from another's ass.
The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)
ass burglar by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

ass burglar 

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.
ass burglar by b-randon September 11, 2003

ass burglar 

A male who ass rapes another male with some type of trumpet or other instrument.
PMAN3418 around all of the marching band guys in the locker room.
ass burglar by George Snuffalugus February 23, 2004

Kentucky Ass Burglar 

1. A famous burglar from Kentucky who literally stole people's ass by cutting them off with his saw.

2. An other name for someone who is an asshole or a nerd and has a southern accent.
"Oh, I know Rob. That jackass is one Kentucky ass burglar.

ass burgler

a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay
donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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