ass burger

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

by CPrice May 18, 2006

ass burger

Someone puts a cooked hamburger patty in between another person's butt cheeks and eats it. It is optional to add condiments and vegetables too.

I would so want to make a ass burger with that girl over there

by TheAlmightyKLEFT November 11, 2010

ass burger

riding your scooter on your ass while waving your legs in the air!

dude#1: Dude! i just totally did a freakin sweet ass burger
dude#2 knarly biach!!!111

by sweet dood!!!1111 January 10, 2009

ass burgers

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

by harblmonster January 11, 2009

ass-burgers

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.

Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.

by 2coo4skoo April 17, 2005

Ass Burger

A not-so-good insult for someone with Asperger's Syndrome.

Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.

Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?

Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!

Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

by TastyRainbows July 13, 2010

Ass Burger

Similar to ass log but the only difference is it comes out in patties instead of log form.

You should see that Ass Burger that horse dropped on the street!

by Cecelia Louise February 27, 2015