Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely
common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of
43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a '
SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.