ass cape

What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.

Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.

by caddy wampus March 8, 2011

Ass Cape

A cape to cover or conceal ones butt.

Alicia Keys needed an Ass Cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!

by BigGooni February 15, 2010

ass cape

A cape for your ass

Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes

by butt ticker January 14, 2010