The act of causing internal rectal bleeding then pooping and peeing on the partner. Giving the appearance of the armor Iron Man wears.
Guy#1:My girl always complains I don't satisfy her enough so I gave her an Iron Man armor.
Guy#2:High five dude!
Guy#2:High five dude!
by Anonymous Magic Man December 13, 2009
A white tee shirt that is so skin tight you can see right through it and read the shirt underneath. The only way this shirt can be put on is either to have it sewn on by a professional seemstress or have it spraypainted on.
Grease went to buy bullets at academy wearing his favorite Under Armor White Tee and the clerk was heard saying "hey you must really like top gun huh?"
by Ole Spends Alot January 5, 2008
You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!
by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021
by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020
That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.
-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"
-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"
-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"
by Truth teller 118 February 26, 2011
Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.
I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.
by Ultimo Gringo November 8, 2022
by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021