Rusty Armadillo

The act of having sex with a woman while menstruating and then dick slapping her in the back so she hunches over like an armadillo.

I gave my girl such a bad rusty armadillo her back was bruised.

by theguyski April 3, 2010

Armadillo Syndrome

when your friend acts very stupid, slow ,and or retarted.Asking question after question after question like you somehow know the answer.

Named because he is acting retarted like a real armadillo.

Word based off of the real animal.

joe:Hay dude tom had a seizure.
Noah:Oh man that sucks.
joe: ya it dose
tim: what is that
Joe it is a midical condition when your nurons in your brain missfire
tim: why?
joe:becaues he has epilipsie
tim:why?
joe:i dont know because he dose.
tim: ya but why dose he have epilepsie!
Noah:Oh my god you have horriable Armadillo Syndrome!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Noah: GOD you stupid retard stop being so fuckingannoying. GAY FAG!!!

by the answer is in your hand October 15, 2010

Armadillo Territory

That mythical land where people visit quite often whenever he or she get high. (i.e., smoking marijuana to get high)

Dude... let's go watch The Dark Side of Oz in Armadillo Territory!

by simplespeed January 31, 2010

sunny the armadillo

A friend of Skempel in real life.
(real name = stephen)


(btw, ghost.. he DID find you here...)

"sunny the armadillo and i deleted the pictures of penis' on the watermanstudios forums."

by Skempel May 24, 2004

Stink Armadillo

When you take a dump on your sexual partners chest, she curls in a ball and you ejaculate all over her.

She loved the stink armadillo a little to much...

by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr December 19, 2009

David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 11, 2011

trich armadillo

the trichotillomania version of " its all gone pete tong"'s coke badger. that sneaky feeling that creeps up and causes you to pull your hair out.

ug. i cant stop pulling. the trich armadillo has struck again.

by trichysparky April 2, 2009