april 23

the day you have to ask your crush out

today is april 23 i have to ask out my crush! *scared weeb noises*

by kawaii weeb 123 October 29, 2019

april 23

if your birthday is today well your really pretty and all the guys/girls want you

that girl is born on april 23 shes gotta be drop dead gorgeous

by bitxchy gitl November 4, 2020

april 23

national hanging brain day. primarily celebrated in the northeast united states, male residents of an area will drop their pants and boxers, and “hang brain” without any reprocussions.

“can’t wait till april 23 so i can go to mellisa’s house and spread eagle on her front lawn”

“tim, let it go, she doesn’t love you anymore”

by LILAX BEST 23 October 20, 2019

april 23

a day where you get to slap anyone no questions asked.

you: its april 23. you know what that means...
random person: ok! do it!

by ihatemen:) October 18, 2021

april 23

national castration day. a day where any female can castrate a male before april 24 also know as national rape day

i need to handle that dude who raped that girl on april 23rd before april 24

by female who fucks someone up April 19, 2021

april 23

if you are born on april 23 you are vibin or your name is probably sara or not

bro 1: did u know it is april 23?
bro 2: yo, its probably sara's birthday then and she is vibing

by manstealer8366 November 8, 2019

April 23

People born on April 23rd are the nicest most considerate people you’ll ever know. They have a wild side but also have a sweet loving side. However, you piss them off in their birthday, you’ll regret it forever

Your birthday is April 23?! OMG let’s get lit

by PrettyAsWhole October 17, 2019