Vodka, applesauce and Phenobarbital served with a plastic bag.

Proper attire for drinking an Applewhite Martini includes a tracksuit and Nike Windrunners.

Refers to Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heavens Gate Cult which used this concoction to kill themselves so they could get on a UFO flying behind the Hale-Bopp Comet. This happened in San Diego in 1997.
That girl was so depressed she drank an Applewhite Martini.
Those fundies drank Applewhite Martinis while waiting for the rapture.
by ErodingEthos April 21, 2011
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