applewhite 

a sexy motherfucking family

The Applewhite's are so hot.

applewhite by jerry goatly January 4, 2014

Applewhite Martini 

Vodka, applesauce and Phenobarbital served with a plastic bag.

Proper attire for drinking an Applewhite Martini includes a tracksuit and Nike Windrunners.

Refers to Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heavens Gate Cult which used this concoction to kill themselves so they could get on a UFO flying behind the Hale-Bopp Comet. This happened in San Diego in 1997.

That girl was so depressed she drank an Applewhite Martini.
or
Those fundies drank Applewhite Martinis while waiting for the rapture.

Applewhite Martini by ErodingEthos May 12, 2011

Marshall Applewhite 

the most woke person in the world. Founder of Heaven's Gate cult.

I wish Marshall Applewhite would teach me his ways.

Marshall Applewhite by @alltime_low_depression November 7, 2019

White Collar Major Applewhite 

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

White Collar Major Applewhite by Mike109999 July 23, 2025

appletite 

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.

apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!

appletite by francescah November 9, 2013

Applewhore 

An Applewhore is somebody who buys every new Mac product, and talks about it all the time. If you even mention the word "PC", they look like the might vomit. They are constantly on their iPhones, and bought the iPad as soon as it came out. Even if they weren't quite sure what was so great about it, they tell everyone that "It's the best product ever!"

Person 1: Wow, check out Maggie, she's such an Applewhore.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Just look at her, iPhone in one hand, iPad in the other, with her laptop bag over her shoulder.
Person 2: Whoa, totally.
Maggie: OMGZ U GUYZ THEY'RE MAKING A NEW IPHONE FROM BAMBOO AND IT'S COMPLETELY ECO FRIENDLY WOOOO. Technology is so awesome.

Applewhore by maysayhay May 21, 2010

Applephile

Someone who holds Apple in high esteem. The kind of person that watches all the keynote speeches, immediately downloads the latest updates, stands in line to buy the latest products, puts Apple stickers in the rear car window, and is totally enamored of all things Apple.

I'm the biggest Applephile I know. I just watched the latest Apple keynote address and can't wait to sleep out to be one of the first people to spend my whole paycheck to buy the newest model of everything that Apple is releasing!

Applephile by crumster October 26, 2013