ape hangers

A modification to the height of the handlebars on chopper-style motorcycles, raising the grips so far up above the seated rider that they appear to be "hanging" as they hold onto them; this causes the appearance of riders seeming similar to primates as they ride.

"My goodness, when Squid and Blade put those ape hangers on their bikes, they looked like two crazed gorillas."

by Jake Barnes June 07, 2005

Ape Hangers

A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.

Whoa, look at grandmas Ape Hangers! Those were probably awesome back in the day.

by BadLarryLenitz January 27, 2023

ape hangers

man boobs that sag with great severity, also having the ability to use aforementioned man boobs as leverage.

that kid just used his ape hangers to get out of the pool in the deep end.

by Seanchito Lopez August 05, 2011

Ape Hangers

When a woman has giant hairy pussy lips

Guys I was going down on shealia last night and she had giant ape hangers! I got out of there as fast as I could

by Mstrhntr97 June 05, 2018

Ape Hanger

Ape Hangers are handlebars on a motorcycle that look extremely high. Way back when you would usually see black people on them dead which coined the term Ape Hanger.

"Mommy look at the man with the Ape Hangers"
"Look away johny it's a black man on the Handle bars"

by Jboylit May 12, 2020

Colorado Ape Hanger

During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.

My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.

by Kevinmac01 August 11, 2015