anus babies Share definition Flag A person who is either short and chode like, or a person who is extremly tall and gangly Look at that kid! He's must've been an anus baby!! His mama must've crapped him out a lil' early there yo. anus babies by poodle September 12, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the anus babies mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch