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antivaginal 

1) female form of "cock blocking" 2) the act of hindering, by whatever means, the chances of another female from getting a sexual encounter with a male.

**Not to be confused with the class of medications used to relieve chest pains, antianginals**
Cindy: can you believe that bitch just took that hott guy away from me?!

Martha: i know!...she just prescribed you an antivaginal.
antivaginal by di2agon926 March 13, 2010
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antiquing 

The use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. Watch "Jackass" for origin.
That picture of Pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!!
antiquing by Patrick D November 19, 2002

antiquing 

bender's least-said word
is it antiquing?...boom.
antiquing by andrew k February 5, 2004

Antimingler 

a person who is against not so much mingling with other people, but against rejecting your best friend for someone you have only mingled with for a little while
Ava ditched Ray on the bus to sit with her two-day best friend Helen and now Ray is an antimingler.
Antimingler by LetterToJupiter April 28, 2009

going antiquing 

When having sex with someone over the age of 65
I met this lady at bingo. If this go well, I'll totally be going antiquing tonight.
going antiquing by KtK March 29, 2015

antiquing 

When your hanging out with your friends and one of them falls asleep...you grab a handfull of flour, powder, etc. and chuck it at their face so they wake up and look like theyve collected dust.
sleeping person:"omfg what the hell!"
people who throw the flour:"we were antiquing you! lmao"
antiquing by karissa11 May 15, 2006

antiquing 

v. an·tiqu·ing

Someone of youth engaging in sexual intercourse with an elderly person.
1. I met a geriatric and the next thing I know I'm antiquing!
2. You're so desperate you're game for some antiquing.
antiquing by TripJ October 27, 2009