Anthony Fantano 

A music reviewer with a round melon head.

Hi everybody! Anthony Fantano here, the Internet's bussiest music nerd.

Anthony Fantano by AnthonyFantanoSucksDick April 24, 2017

Anthony Fantano 

An internet-based music critic who happens to be a radical leftist sympathizer who was at one time mistaken for being "alt-right" and has since then been terrified of even the slightest connection to that term. From his comfy, gated, white community in Connecticut, he condemns anybody who hasn't bought into the "Comrade Cortez" ideology and holds a strong hatred towards police or any other establishment that has been smeared by the mainstream. While getting rid of student debt might sound good, Anthony fails to realize the ramifications as well as the process it would take to accomplish an almost impossible task. He has a black wife as well, so he scores a few woke points there too. While there is no harm in having personal political views, there is no need to present them or make them the main topic of a video which was predominantly supposed to be about music.

"Hey, did you see that Anthony Fantano gave NAV a 0/10?"

"Nah, I stopped watching his reviews once he said he was a vegan"

Anthony Fantano by navajodave69 November 11, 2020

anthony fantano 

"The Internet's Busiest Music Nerd"
Anthony Fantano does music reviews on Youtube and is probably the most famous, well-known music critic on the platform. He is often known to praise music by Canadian hip hop group "Death Grips," and sometimes has his videos interrupted by his rude room mate: Cal Chuchesta.

Person 1: Dude did you see Anthony Fantano's review of Kendrick Lamar's album D.A.M.N?
Person 2: Ya I can't believe he only gave it a '7' when it was such a good album.

anthony fantano by Jedijonathan1234 October 26, 2017

Anthony Fantano 

Kendrick Lamar’s and Death Grips’ #1 dick rider of all time

Why does Anthony Fantano Dick ride Kendrick Lamar and Death Grips so much?

Because they both make good music?

Fair enough

Anthony Fantano by Yeezu$ February 13, 2024

Anthony Fantano

An Anthony Fantano is an improvised buttplug using any kind of miniature, smooth skinned melon ranging from mexican sour gherkins (often chained together to form anal beads) up to Sprites and even Golden Midgets.

Hey, can you fetch my Anthony Fantanos? Check the fridge, I think they're in the crisper. Oh, and bring a stick of butter.

Anthony Fantano by Melonious Monk March 10, 2026

The Anthony Fantano effect 

Originated by YouTuber "Apandah", the Anthony Fantano effect is when you provide a valid number of reasons to to why you dislike someone or something, but people completely disregard your reasoning and instead fabricate their own reasons to why you dislike said thing.

Person 1: "I don't really understand the hype behind (game/movie). The concept is not that exciting and a large majority of the community is toxic, so I think I-

Person 2: "WOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE ON SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE IT'S POPULAR JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS NO ONE ASKEDASJKFHRHRJ

Person 3: "You're under The Anthony Fantano effect. get off Twitter and go outside, you fucking germ."

The Anthony Fantano effect by JumboSprite September 25, 2020