angry clown

When a man goes down on a girl close to her period then looks at the mirror or girl only discover blood around his mouth looking like an angry clown.

Chick one says to chick two " my boyfriend went down on me last night I must of got my period because he came up looking like an angry clown! "

by Antidouche September 9, 2009

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Throwing confetti at a prolapsed anus while yelling "whose laughing now?".

We got pretty drunk last night. She let me do the angry clown. We broke up this morning.

by cram it, Louise! just cram it! May 13, 2014

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When a man and a woman are engaged in sexual intercourse with the woman bent over. When the man nears climax, he proceeds to lift his fist high and give the woman a solid punch to the kidney. This causes the woman to tense up resulting in a tighter snatch.

Man, that skank, I gave her the old angry clown.

by angry clown March 3, 2005

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Angry Clown

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"

I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .

by EL-KABONG! September 25, 2007

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During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!

Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"

by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009

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