A person who is in the center of a Circle Jerk bent over pivoting around to service the circle jerkers, however at the time of ejaculation, the cirlce jerkers give the pivot man an angry pirate.
"Dude, right when I came, i shot in his eye and kicked him in the shin... oh yeah, i made him an angry pivot man."
by Knvt November 6, 2009
A fat overweight man who's mad at the world and suffer from asperger's syndrome and hair loss. A grotesque sight to behold and angry at everyone around them including their own mother whom they make life a living hell for.
by swims9 July 11, 2008
A fan of Angry Birds.
Nicknamed the best person ever.
An alt of the discord user baseball, or another named, purple.com.
Nicknamed the best person ever.
An alt of the discord user baseball, or another named, purple.com.
OMG IT'S ANGRY BIRDS MAN!!!
I'm an fan of Angry Birds, I must've been obsessed with it.
Hey angry birds man, can I dm you for a sec?
I'm an fan of Angry Birds, I must've been obsessed with it.
Hey angry birds man, can I dm you for a sec?
by letter c ajjshsjdd April 2, 2021
One of the hottest fictional characters to ever exist. aka George of Nottingham from Robin hood:Prince of thieves who is played by Alan Rickman a very smexy actor
Person 1: Omg who's that
Person 2: Oh that's Angry spoon man he's very smexy isn't he
Person 1: Very
Person 2: Oh that's Angry spoon man he's very smexy isn't he
Person 1: Very
by feralofnottingham August 9, 2021
Someone from a demographic that has the majority of Senators, Law Enforcement officials, Congressman, State Governors, Judges, the top richest people in society, the majority of management positions, yet still thinks he's oppressed because you won't let him call you nigger.
Usually ends up sending letter bombs or killing and eating the women who won't sleep with his bitter, self-righteous ass.
Usually ends up sending letter bombs or killing and eating the women who won't sleep with his bitter, self-righteous ass.
Example:
Angry White Man: How come I have to pay you slave reparations?
Average black person: You've never paid slave reparations.
Angry White Man: How come I have to pay this illegal immigrant?
Average black person: because you hired him.
Angry White Man: How come I have to pay you slave reparations?
Average black person: You've never paid slave reparations.
Angry White Man: How come I have to pay this illegal immigrant?
Average black person: because you hired him.
by MsSmartAss May 8, 2009
a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.
by Doomie November 28, 2004
An Angry White Man is fighting for his aggrieved privileges he thinks he is entitled to by denying inequities in society for women and minorities even exist. He will say things like, "this has never been an easier time in history to live" as a way of calling those who fight for justice whiners, at the same time complaining how immigrants take all the jobs and women "don't behave as women should". He blindly worships capitalism, without realizing it is other rich white men taking away opportunities, thus leaving everyone else to fight for economic scraps like starving rats in a cage. He is usually a self-proclaimed Christian, but the hypocrisy of his life and lack of compassion is astronomical. He hates vaccines and the environment, claiming recycling is gay and that real men don't wear flip flops or eat fruit.
The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.
The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.
I lost all my Angry White Man acquaintances when I went to the Black Lives Matter protest and asked for equal pay at work.
by thoreaus_hangover June 18, 2020