American pig

A white male U.S. citizen who concurrently possesses all or one of the following characteristics:

1) Overweight.
2) HS diploma, GED or online degree.
2) Over-employed.
3) Borrows or spends more than he can afford.
4) Doesn't think before he speaks.
5) Drives a gas-guzzling vehicle.
7) Ignorant of world news & other cultures.
8) Produces Neanderthal offspring with ADD.

Bottom Line: Thinks that because of the fact that he a an American, that he is automatically No.1, "The Shit."

There are a lot of American pigs in my state.

"I only know what I know, then I say what I don't know because I'm a "Real American Asshole." I'm leach on society and am an over-employed, ungrateful slob. Go USA on dose other countries." (While Rome is burning.)

by Chowderhead34 August 14, 2011

American pig

A slang term to discribe a middle-aged white American citizen who loves beer, trash TV, war, and is usually intolerant of other people's traditions and cultures. See also: Redneck

Those American pigs want to start a war with every other country in the world.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

American pig

Me, Myself and I and proud of it!

I am an American Pig and everyone else on this planet sucks!

by Nataservant July 9, 2004

American Piggybank

Simultaneously farting and ejaculating into a midgets mouth while preforming the National Anthem.

Chase: I'm hungry and nothing is satisfying me, urg.
Sarah: Let me let you in on a little secret, it's called the American Piggybank.
Chase: Will this help my financial situation or the Dow Jones?
Sarah: No, but your country needs you.

by Prentzels July 15, 2011

americanpinglord

smelly tierlist player with an unknown obsession of the SMP pvp kit and cat gifs. Usually found out in the wild in his room with his dog in the state of Oklatornado. He also finds an interest in breaking his right arm in every way possible, from falling onto a chain saw to a fucking scorpion biting him.

please dont tell me that you are as retarded as that americanpinglord kid

by edge:) September 26, 2023