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Alto clef 

A clef that is irrelevant because it is only played by the viola.
Person 1: hey I play the viola that uses an alto clef
Person 2: what is a viola
Alto clef by AsiaWillRule February 12, 2020

Alto Clef 

He’s from the SCP foundation and I love him sososo much!! He’s super badass and he deserves the fucking world, unlike his ex or whatever.. fucking bitch…. :/ like seriously he deserves more than that ho.. I wanna give him a giant painting of squidward (I dunno 😭) and hug him and then play ukulele with him. :3
“Stop talking about Alto Clef!! >:(“- no one ever

“ BUT HES BEAUTIFUL AND COOL?!?!”- me
Alto Clef by SillyCaterpillar January 2, 2025

Dr. Alto clef 

A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.
someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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