it's someone who you begin a romantic relationship and they fool you into thinking what you have is true love but then they leave you heartbroken and haunted by the memory of them. It's a love that goes one way..you think about them all the time even after the relationship is over but they just forget about you and continue on with their lives.
" goodbye my almostlover, goodbye my hopeless dream, i'm trying not to think about you...can't you just let me be..goodbye my luckless romance..my back is turned on you..should've known you'd bring me heartache..almost lovers always do"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"