Shithole trying to be a real city. A place for Californians to buy up property and live in gated communities. Worst schools and drivers in USA! Major fat ass people! Ignorant, arrogant and corrupt.
Albuquerque is the tax dollar wasteland of America. A city that will never be anything but a beanhole in the world.
by Ina Binge November 20, 2006
A really crappy city whose only redeeming qualities are the nearby mountains and the airport to get you the hell out.
Known for both extremely poor and extremely rich neighborhoods.
The local news is horrible and, recently, bear attacks have pervaded the city's already horrible reputation.
Known for both extremely poor and extremely rich neighborhoods.
The local news is horrible and, recently, bear attacks have pervaded the city's already horrible reputation.
by morejacob October 6, 2007
Albuquerque is a city in New Mexico, surrounded by mountains and drunk indians that try to raise buffalo, which are prime for paintballing. The state is perfect for Xtreme vandalism.
by McPoopy February 4, 2005
complete crap town. home to the worst drivers, the worst burritos (unless you know where to get the good ones), and home to worthless filth who beg for money outside just about every store in the west side.
we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.
we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.
by bigdickmike August 8, 2008
A seemingly psychological illness of which everyone new that one meets is close friends with a mutual acquaintance; the occurrence of which happens too often, and is too coincidental for, a soap opera or sitcom.
"Just because you met them randomly at a dive bar at the other end of town, doesn't mean they aren't best friends with the person you are dating. Its another case of albuquerquitis."
"Albuquerquitis is a pandemic! The new bartender i just met last night? They're old friends of my ex that broke up with me less than a week ago."
"Albuquerquitis is a pandemic! The new bartender i just met last night? They're old friends of my ex that broke up with me less than a week ago."
by S.A.M.B.A. December 21, 2008
A homogenous, humble city in central New Mexico. Surrounded by burbs (Los Lunas, Rio Rancho) which makes the city span the length of the moon. The people live in their own world, a New Mexican reality. There's not a lot of diversity, families have been there for generations, which makes it a beautiful place for people rooted in their communities. There is a problem with drugs and gangs and lack of quality education, but overall there are a lot of charming qualities unlike any other city. It's authenticity stems from the unique cuisine, beautiful weather, incomparable accents, and 505 pride.
Albuquerque is not just balloons, chile, and the war zone. Get a life, appreciate the silver linings.
by Burquena March 23, 2013
(AL-bah-KIRK-ee), from the Latin: Absconditus : meaning hidden, concealed.
Located perfectly in the middle of the surface of the planet, Albuquerque has been refered to as the Shangri La of the western hemisphere. Visitors to the Duke City are astonished to discover that it is in the continental United States and no passport is required. It's residents are ferociously kind and loving, and have developed more that 500 different ways to cook green chili. After the world wide destruction of 2012, Albuquerque was elected capitol city of the new world. A jewel of the desert.
Located perfectly in the middle of the surface of the planet, Albuquerque has been refered to as the Shangri La of the western hemisphere. Visitors to the Duke City are astonished to discover that it is in the continental United States and no passport is required. It's residents are ferociously kind and loving, and have developed more that 500 different ways to cook green chili. After the world wide destruction of 2012, Albuquerque was elected capitol city of the new world. A jewel of the desert.
by v00d00whoknew? July 4, 2009