The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
by NewMex November 02, 2010
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1. A college preparatory school located in the Albuquerque area.

2. A fortress located deep in the desert. Features many flights of stairs, arches, and secret underground tunnels.

3. A school for nerds who built pvc cannons when they're supposed to be doing homework.
by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009
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Is the act of knocking someone out with a piggly wiggly bag full of starter fluid then burying them alive in an eight foot garbage hole in your backyard with a borrowed backhoe.
James: Hey, Jimmie, have you seen Janice?
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.
by Fourty two September 13, 2019
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Where you suffocate someone with ether and a plastic bag, then bury them alive
Grim Karen : I'd like to give the new neighbors an Albuquerque hello
by Grim Karen September 12, 2019
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This is when you go to Albuquerque, New Mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. Good luck.
I went to New Mexico and pulled off the Albuquerque Miracle.
by Stachmatic October 11, 2009
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Tattooing a "Sleeve" of images, or montages, on ones lower leg so that when you wear baggy shorts it gives the appearance of a having a fully tattooed leg. Very common in Albuquerque NM.
Hey did you see the Albuquerque Socks on that guy? one side was a bunch of Devils and the other was Angels. Looks like he got those tatts in jail.
by Victor Strange July 25, 2010
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this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese
Tim: Man, i gave sally the ill albuquerque quesadilla last night

Alex: Nice
by Jack10392 May 06, 2010
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