by Steven Collins September 20, 2006
by slippery beaver April 29, 2010
Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.
For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.
For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.
Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"
by woofbarkdonkey December 8, 2008
Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"
pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std
by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020
The point where a person has a great loss of mental and motor skills due to consuming copious amounts of drugs. Aisle 9 is the place where feral folk reside.
"I am so fucked up," says Hi-Meh. Temmy resoundingly concurred and stated, "Aisle 9 has arrived!!" To which Hi-Meh replied, "I'm fucking rollin'. But that's to be expected when we are on day 2 listening to Victor Calderone and you SNOML'd the shit outta me."
by Hi-Meh February 15, 2012
by Heidicnw suriwkxc August 26, 2020
How did you pull up after last night? Well, I took Tobin home, now my arse feels like the meat aisle in Tesco.
by Nicko402boyz January 26, 2017