Casinos Asians are fresh off the boat Asians who spend most of their time in casinos. They're characterized by being extremely superstitious (always taking the sucker bets on any tablegame), incredibly rude (getting angry when you don't play a blackjack hand the way they want you to play it, because they think that it will effect the "flow" of the cards) and will sit next to you blowing smoke in your face with no consideration for your personal boundaries.
I always thought that Asians were good at math, until I saw Casino Asians.
Contrary to a lot of definitions out there I really think Asians are people who belong to the continent of Asia, not just individuals of Chinese Japanese Korean Vietnamese or Cambodian origin.
Asia comprises of various countries, the inhabitants of which are Asians.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!