Someone (usually a straight man) who is genuinely attracted to people who are (at very least) fleshier than the ideal. Usually abbreviated as FA. See also: chubby-chaser, chubby chaser, FFA.
Ron came to the conclusion that he was a fat admirer when he finally accepted that he found Kelly Osbourne far more attractive than Mischa Barton.
by Qit May 8, 2005
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An amorous encounter with a mother and daughter.

The name comes from Admiral Nelson's well know proclivity for mother/daughter combos.
Last weekend, I went home with this smokin' hottie. It was getting hot and heavy, when her mom busted in. Before I could say a word, this little cougar jumped right in. Just call me Lord Nelson, cause I had an Admiral's Threeway.
by Drunken Irish Bastard July 15, 2010
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Eating Captain Crunch cereal with rum poured over it, for a mature taste.
Stephen Colbert enjoys eating Admiral Crunch cereal.
by This is not a definition June 11, 2009
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a sexual act involving a male standing behind a female with the female bent at a 90 degree angle at the hip. the female puts her arms behind her and the male then grabs the female by the wrists. as the male is banging the female he is also steering her around the room, preferrable into walls and furniture as if to be steering her like a boat.
I had her in the admiral's chair position and ran her into an oncoming vehicle.
by steve canyon April 17, 2009
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An annoying Englishman who enforces the no-inflatable toys rule in public pools
"Derek is such an Admiral Funpooper"
by ScotCan November 21, 2009
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A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.
A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!
by mindblowingmindblower August 31, 2022
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(1) British admiral during the Napoleonic wars famous for good rapport with ordinary sailors and for his brilliant leadership. Won the battle of Trafalgar, but was killed there by a French sniper. Did NOT die fighting pirates in Algeria, or anywhere else.

(2) A damn good rum, similar to, but not the same as Captain Morgan. It has a mellower flavor with a much stronger vanilla taste.
"In real life Admiral Nelson won his battles, and so too in our taste test"
by Admiral Rummy March 6, 2009
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