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when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl 

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series? 

A funny way to say no.
Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

When the Red Sox win a World Series 

A slightly rude way of saying "never."
Boy: You wanna go ou with me?
Girl: When the Red Sox win a World Series.

.9.Focus Solely On Getting A Win.9. 

.9.Focus Solely On Getting A Win.9.
.9.Focus Solely On Getting A Win.9.

You can never win against a smiling man 

A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring to falling back on snide remarks or insults of the opposing side.
During an argument, you sit back with a smile, keeping your cool and staying confident, picking your words carefully, even admitting defeat at certain points if the other is right.

Most of the time, the opposition will be backed into a corner after being at a loss for words for you being completely correct and unless they are a competitive person who refuses to admit defeat or that they are wrong (which most people are), then they will resort to other means of winning the argument, in which case they have lost regardless.

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.