that's why you're still a virgin 

1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.

2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.

Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin

that's why you're still a virgin by BrandonCA January 12, 2009

tighter than a virgin on prom night

When the pussy is so damn tight you cant fit your cock in that hairy shit

Man that girl last night was fucking tighter than a virgin on prom night

tighter than a virgin on prom night by Lil pump 123 March 2, 2019

tighter than a virgin's daughter

a phrase used to describe something that is, in fact tight. Often times used when talking about drums.

When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.

Dude! Did you hear BD's snareline? Their drums are tighter than a virgin's daughter!

tighter than a virgin's daughter by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005

Tighter than a Virgin

Something so cool, that it's tighter than a virgin.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you want to go to that party tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro it's gonna be Tighter than a Virgin!"

Tighter than a Virgin by The Flaming Duck June 16, 2010

as tight as a virgin on prom night 

Ronnie macs words

How he refers to how tight his dirt bike chain is

That chain is as tight as a virgin on prom night

as tight as a virgin on prom night by Ronnie Mac lover September 3, 2016

technically i'm a virgin 

Female that looks and acts to innocent to have sex. though has had sex in a water bed, in a car, in the shower and on a spill way. But hey "technically I'm a virgin."

The girls who looks innocent, but has had sex more than you, "technically I'm a virgin"

technically i'm a virgin by Tighnit March 4, 2014

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 by kapweeng April 14, 2018