A Noser

When tit fucking a bitch and you're about to blow you're load, stick you're tip up her nose. If you blow a good one, it should come blasting! out of the other nostril!!!

by Jeff Moskalyk August 20, 2003

Sneaky Little Brown Noser With a Hidden Agenda

A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.

Sneaky suck up beyotch.

Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."

A: Heather is such a damn suck up.

B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.

by This Feels Right February 9, 2010

squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

arse with a nose on it

The face of someone who is considered to be very ugly.

Bloody hell, have you seen him? His face looks like my arse with a nose on it.

by Onion Terror January 6, 2008

by a nose

By a narrow margin; barely

"We won the soccer game by a nose."

by Wally elsissy September 2, 2006

kitty got a nosebleed

A great euphemism for "I got my period."

No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed.

by Ayla Griffin January 4, 2008