beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild by Elburno September 20, 2009

beaten like a ginger stepchild 

To be soundly beaten; pwned/owned; utterly defeated; beaten severely

The term comes from the idea of gingers (people with red hair and fair skin) being inferior and/or worthless. See also: beaten like a red haired stepchild - this ginger version may be more commonly used in the UK.

"I've never played this game before; I'm going to get beaten like a ginger stepchild by her."

"If I come home late again, my dad is going to beat me like a ginger stepchild."

beaten like a ginger stepchild by hennahito July 28, 2008

National Give A Ginger Some Cheese Day

On December 19th, it’s national give a ginger some cheese day. The titles pretty self explanatory.

Ginger 1: OMG it’s national give a ginger some cheese day tomorrow I can’t wait!
Ginger 2: I know! I love cheese!

National Give A Ginger Some Cheese Day by LittleWhite69 December 18, 2019

Scare a ginger day 

A person with pale skin and red hair with have the pleasure of being scared by their friends all day.

Boo! "ginger screams" happy scare a ginger day!!

Scare a ginger day by ravi101 October 15, 2019

National beat the living shit out a ginger day 

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely

It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

National beat the living shit out a ginger day by Bigultimateman November 23, 2020

National slap a ginger on her ass 

April 10th is the national slap a ginger on her ass day

hey its the national slap a ginger on her ass day

National slap a ginger on her ass by pussy_destroyerr69420 April 9, 2021

slip a ginger

To slip a ginger is to take a beverage from the fridge that someone brought over at a previous holiday gathering. The person wasn't expecting to have any of their preferred beverage, in this case ginger ale, at the next holiday gathering, but would've been pleasantly surprised to find one. But they won't. Because you slipped their ginger ale a month before Thanksgiving. They won't notice, of course, having not expected the ginger ale to be there. But it would've been a nice surprise, albeit small. It'll never happen, though, because you slipped their ginger.

It's like shitting in someone's Cheerios, but it doesn't ruin their day, only what might've been, and only slightly.

Stony guy 1: Did you just slip a ginger from the fridge in the garage?

Stony guy 2: Oh shit! I didn't even realize!

Stony guy 3: That's the subtlest tragedy I've ever heard while still being categorically sad.

slip a ginger by BeaverHockey September 27, 2013