a bucket of shit 

A bucket of shit is a red bucket filled to the brim with dog shit,it stinks and you dont want it to tip over inside the house or its clean up the dog shit time.

Fuck thats a big red bucket of dog shit ,fucken stinks is it all one dog or many mutts that contributed to the collection of dog shit hey im gonna sell it on fucken ebay what the bucket or the shit? um both. Shit in a red bucket you will never see a deal like this again.Mate that city reminds me of a bucket of shit.

a bucket of shit by ALEX DON August 13, 2006

fell into a bucket of shit 

A contraction of "fell into a bucket of shit and came out smelling like a rose." meaning I was very lucky.

To experience unusually good fortune.

"Hey brah, you sure got a great job."

"Yeah, I fell into a bucket of shit."

fell into a bucket of shit by Austin Mack July 20, 2006

As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket 

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.

Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!

As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket 

When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.

Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket by Twitchyboy December 30, 2010