Hotter than a Dick's headband 

Basically when you're saying that it's fucking scorching hot outside

"Boy I tell you it's hotter than a Dick's headband outside"

Hotter than a Dick's headband by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

That's a dick I can suck 

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

That's a dick I can suck by meatpigeon November 25, 2009

Dick's a Blazin' 

When a person lays it all on the line and pushes all in.

Dave : R G. how did you make out with that hot chick last night?

R.G : Shit son I went in Dick's a Blazin' and sealed the deal.

Dave: you are so cool R.G.

R.G : I know.

Dick's a Blazin' by J.HAM5 December 9, 2011

Norman's a dick 

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.

Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.

Norman's a dick by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard 

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

Suckin' a Girl's Dick 

When a guy and a girl break up (usually the girl breaking up with the guy) and the guy does everything to get her back.

Guy 1: Dude I heard Jill and Tim broke up.

Guy 2: Yeah, and Tim has been suckin' her dick for a month now. He still doesn't get she doesn't like her.

Guy 1: Poor Tim...

Guy 1: Dude, he needs to stop suckin' a girl's dick and move on."

Suckin' a Girl's Dick by Tom95 February 19, 2011

two shakes of a barber's dick 

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

two shakes of a barber's dick by francoi$ December 13, 2009