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There’s a Poser in the punch bowl! 

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

A Bowl of Stupid 

Usually the preferred daily breakfast of idiots and morons everywhere.
"wtf, man, did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?"

bowl a strike 

after i bowl a strike, i feel as light as air, and i know the rest of the day is going to be a-okay.
bowl a strike by Viktor II August 27, 2007

bowl a strike 

When a senior citizen, usually, loses control of their whip and crashes into, for instance, a bus stop, taking out 5 men, 3 women and 2 children, 10 people in all, hence the bowling reference. Upon further investigation, this is usually not the first time the driver has done this.
In today's news, Elmer Walter Jones, 89, bowled a strike with his Buick Century this afternoon at the local shopping mall.

bowl a strike 

to get laid ten times in one night by ten different hot girls.
John bowled a strike when he got drunk with some girls.

spark up a bowl 

It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.
Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!
spark up a bowl by Telephony July 19, 2014