A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 18, 2016
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"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 5, 2017
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The term is use to describe people with 20 IQ and a range of conditions characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication. The term is commonly use to describe Andrew Lin and Winson Dong because of their very low IQ and their autistic behaviors. They are also known for their toxic tennis and ping pong plays. Winson is most famously known for being very bad in league, every game he will run it down mid. Thank god that Raymond is doing his 200 IQ plays and carry Winson ,boosted ass 20 IQ ape that haven't gone through evolution, to victory. In addition Andrew is known for his cringy moms jokes and his small feet. Ladies you know what that means. Finally will Winson ever not throw a gutter in bowling.
"Hey DUde YoUR mOM iS gAY" said Andrew in a very autistic voice. "Well shut up you 20 IQ domesticated turkey." said Raymond in a very manly voice.
by 20 IQ domesticated turkey August 3, 2018
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Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 21, 2018
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The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.
Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021
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A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX
“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”
by bigtruz March 5, 2018
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