slepping mistake

A spelling or grammar mistake caused by lack of sleep or some other form of fatigue.

Person 1:"Dude, you wont beileve what jstr happened todau"
Person 2: "Did you get enough sleep last night? You just made a whole bunch of slepping mistakes"

by Velvet is a loser March 30, 2021

Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.

Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.

by Tim E Wastin July 15, 2013

The Yappa mistake

Catching feelings for a girl that doesn't feel the same way about you

Miguel yuh meck the yappa mistake again

by Bunna Boiy November 19, 2019

Wendy mistake

When wendy's makes a mistake on your order.

Person:My hamburger has tomatoes! This was such a Wendy mistake!

by Legomen January 25, 2017

You were a mistake + Unimportant =

You can't know until the full version of Valorant comes out.

You were a mistake + Unimportant =

by idubbz is a cuck. May 10, 2020

You were a mistake + Unimportant =

Not funny didn't laugh.

You were a mistake + Unimportant =

by idubbz is a cuck. May 10, 2020

✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨

A spam message started in a YouTube comment section by popular ,YouTuber and comfort streamer, Jellybean. Also something a fatherless child says in hopes of getting out of the orphanage

1. ✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨
2. I’m going to throw you into a wood chipper

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW March 3, 2022