by M€M December 9, 2019
Me.
Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.
by urdad17 April 5, 2018
Me.
by Marcusisscary August 14, 2021
A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
A fan fiction of Oikawa and Iwaizumi, that will tear your heart in two. Make you cry for hours on end. Also after reading it, the song (specifically the piano version of it) A Thousand Years by Christian Perry will make you cry every time you hear it.
"Hey! Have you read the fanfic Best Mistake?"
"Ack! Don't remind me of that, I cried for days on end because of that fic!"
"Ack! Don't remind me of that, I cried for days on end because of that fic!"
by _TooruOikawaFavoriteFoodIsMilk December 18, 2021