Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
by burgerkingassletuce December 5, 2019
by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2014
The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
by Your mate August 8, 2021
The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
by Your mate August 8, 2021
When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017
When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.
Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
by zetavoid November 16, 2015
by AB97 April 19, 2016