The act of calling a girl you may or may not have slept with, preferably after meeting her at 7-11 while buying beef jerky, and dissing her out. Phrases couls include anything from "you're cut off bitch" to "don't call me again you slut". Threatening to do bodily harm, such as hanging said girl from a tree or beat with a bag of nickels. The latter is more extreme and only recommended while intoxicated.
Disser: "Yeah its (your name here), just calling to tell you you're a slut, so is your mom, I know cuz I got head off of her. Yeah you need to get some Summers Eve too. Good luck at Kutztown, slut."
Dissee: "I never even met my mom, I live with my dad!"
Disser: "Ahhk...well tell him I said hi...slut"
Dissee: "I never even met my mom, I live with my dad!"
Disser: "Ahhk...well tell him I said hi...slut"
by Fred X February 24, 2005
When Urban Dictionary users type in names of people who they don't like. Descriptions of these people include nasty sayings about who ever is being typed
*Janice looks at the screen*
Doug- a stupid cockblocker who looks like a shit
Janice- Wow, really, enough with the Urban-Wide Dissing
Doug- a stupid cockblocker who looks like a shit
Janice- Wow, really, enough with the Urban-Wide Dissing
by JeepersItsACreeper666 August 17, 2011
Madhu: did you check the messages on Madhu Styles Diss Team??
Darshi: No. Anyway it's only Imaan texting there.
Darshi: No. Anyway it's only Imaan texting there.
by msdtuser_94 June 25, 2021
by trevortherovert July 6, 2005
F-F-Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a dick
I be fucking eyeballs when I fuck my bitch
Beat it up where she nut on my lips
My dick is so big holy shit
Shut up bitch now slob on my knob
Shoot my nut then I got to go mob
E-e-eatin ass cause it tastes really good
Use a spoon cause you really know I should
When I suck yeah its all on your toes
Let me put my dick on your ankles
Oh that’s your ear no that’s a hole
Imma eat shit straight from the bowl
Hello female, what is your name?
Cool, get on your knees and give me brain
F-f-fuck a beat I was tryna suck a fart
But I ain’t sucked that fart bitch I fucked a shark
Crush a xan' where’d it go up my ass
My dick itchy like I rolled it in grass
Pack a dip then I spit on her thigh
I can’t see with this nut in my eye
Ate a bug then I threw up on your bitch
I want that bug back b-b-bitch
Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt
P-p-pipe so deep feel it all in my gut
Go to school just to eat a pencil
Push my teacher right off her damn stool
Dropped out cause I ain’t no nerd
Doing meth with my whole damn herd
Moo moo yes we are some cows (moo)
Get out the way utters go pow pow pow
Out in Texas you know what that do
Kiss my cousin cause he is so cool
Shit on his dick cause we roll that way
Y’all sleep cause we on a new wave
I be fucking eyeballs when I fuck my bitch
Beat it up where she nut on my lips
My dick is so big holy shit
Shut up bitch now slob on my knob
Shoot my nut then I got to go mob
E-e-eatin ass cause it tastes really good
Use a spoon cause you really know I should
When I suck yeah its all on your toes
Let me put my dick on your ankles
Oh that’s your ear no that’s a hole
Imma eat shit straight from the bowl
Hello female, what is your name?
Cool, get on your knees and give me brain
F-f-fuck a beat I was tryna suck a fart
But I ain’t sucked that fart bitch I fucked a shark
Crush a xan' where’d it go up my ass
My dick itchy like I rolled it in grass
Pack a dip then I spit on her thigh
I can’t see with this nut in my eye
Ate a bug then I threw up on your bitch
I want that bug back b-b-bitch
Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt
P-p-pipe so deep feel it all in my gut
Go to school just to eat a pencil
Push my teacher right off her damn stool
Dropped out cause I ain’t no nerd
Doing meth with my whole damn herd
Moo moo yes we are some cows (moo)
Get out the way utters go pow pow pow
Out in Texas you know what that do
Kiss my cousin cause he is so cool
Shit on his dick cause we roll that way
Y’all sleep cause we on a new wave
Tay K diss track is FIRE 🔥
by jarjarbinks227 September 14, 2020
People on facebook or other social networks who capitalize every word of their sentences, misspell words and stretch out some parts. They occasionally seem to not know how to use punctuation either. Another common characteristic of these people is adding a smiley at the end of what they say.
Status: "Mann ! Todayy Wuz An Awsum Dayy . Cann't Waitt Untill Tomorrow ! (:"
Guy reads and thinks: "Wow. I hate Peeople Dat Typee Likee Diss.!"
Guy reads and thinks: "Wow. I hate Peeople Dat Typee Likee Diss.!"
by Branop October 17, 2011
Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.
The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.
The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.
Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.
by billythepunk February 14, 2021