Makaylea Baker

a pop yo ass if u mess with her type of gal
tough as shit and if she was a guy she would have a dick twice the size than these fuckers

"wow Makaylea Baker, a fucking queen this bitch is gang gang yeeeesh"

by yoooooop April 12, 2021

Cooper Baker

A cool ass dude who’s sweet as fuck and knows how to get all the ladies.

Example: Yeah boi he’s such a cooper getting all those chicks!

Girl 1: Who’s that with Sally?
Girl 2: I don’t know but he seems like suck a Cooper Baker

by Yeahhhh boiiiiii 101 January 8, 2018

Kellie Baker

Very hot mother of ryan baker with huge tits

Damn kellie baker has big boobs.

by Kelliebakerishot December 13, 2022

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H March 16, 2013

baker's heck

One dozen hecks, plus an additional heck, equaling a grand total of 13 hecks.

Guy 1: " It's a heck of a lot easier said than done."

Guy 2: "Yeah, maybe even a baker's heck."

by Hal the zombean. November 29, 2018

Chris Baker

Our first night was perfect. We watched my favorite movie. We talked in your car forever. You took me to my favorite place. You kissed me there. You took me to the beach at night. And then we went back to my place and you left at 6am. Everything was perfect that night. I wish it stayed that way but it didnt. You put on a show for me that night then I put on one for you. I tested you to see how you would treat me if I had nothing and you left a hole in my heart where I tattooed the memories I had of you.

Chris baker I loved you but you used me

by Josd1999 November 22, 2019

Chris Baker

Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.

is that chris baker??

yeah, what a hell of a guy. :)

by Kworp754 November 24, 2021