Me: Nice zune ma'am, it's bigger than my ipod
Lady: *SMACK* DONT TALK ABOUT MY VAGINA BEING BIGGER THAN yOURS!
Lady: *SMACK* DONT TALK ABOUT MY VAGINA BEING BIGGER THAN yOURS!
by Carloz800 June 1, 2009
Microsofts multi-media player. In the oppinoins of those who bought it, its better than an ipod. i have one and i love it! It started out slow in sales but its building itself up to apple. People who have zunes are usually educated and don't need to go with the crowd to think they are cool. they are independent and there zunes last longer than the horrible ipods.They alos usually listen to awesome rock instead of horriblr rap. Zune software is easier to use and they have better subscription plans for music. Zunes have radio, video, picture, music, games, and the ability to wirelessly share music and videos with other zune users. Zune is the ultimate device and it didnt copy ipods. it learned from ipods mistakes. how would it have copied ipod? just because it plays music? thats why apple usuers cant find try to find arguments against it but cant.
Me-Hey, my zune just got updated! AND I DIDNT NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE LIKE IPODS DO!
friend-really? wow. but zunes are gay!
ME-*reads friend the definition*
friend- Oh nevermind
friend-really? wow. but zunes are gay!
ME-*reads friend the definition*
friend- Oh nevermind
by silentmusic16 July 30, 2009
The Toshiba Gigabeat S, with a wheel over the buttons and 2 buttons on the side. Microsoft's hope to enter the digital music player market, using the same business model that Apple used- software intergration.
Will probably come up second best to the iPod, not because it's a revolutionary player, but because it has a new, big brand name.
Some suspect plans from Microsoft to steal market share, such as paying to transfer iTunes songs to the Zune format, preloaded content (confirmed), and amazing deals. Apparently, they will be losing money with each Zune sold, and expect to make it up in the long run.
Will probably come up second best to the iPod, not because it's a revolutionary player, but because it has a new, big brand name.
Some suspect plans from Microsoft to steal market share, such as paying to transfer iTunes songs to the Zune format, preloaded content (confirmed), and amazing deals. Apparently, they will be losing money with each Zune sold, and expect to make it up in the long run.
Guy 1: (Listening to GigaBeat S)
retard: HAHA!! That thing sucks!! Check out this Zune! It pwns that peice!
Guy 1: WTF? (punches retard)
retard: HAHA!! That thing sucks!! Check out this Zune! It pwns that peice!
Guy 1: WTF? (punches retard)
by Bixxo October 3, 2006
This product is a portable music player made by Microsoft. It was meant to compete with Apple's iPod. Among other things that the iPod does well, it is aestecially pleasing unlike the Zune.
The standard iPod comes in white or black, while the nanos (formally called minis) come in rainbow colors. The shuffle was formally white, and now silver. Notice that nowhere does apple use the color brown.
Microsoft decided to use brown on their "Zune" (where the fuck did they get the name "zune" anyway?) to make it look like a piece of dog shit to represent it's function.
The standard iPod comes in white or black, while the nanos (formally called minis) come in rainbow colors. The shuffle was formally white, and now silver. Notice that nowhere does apple use the color brown.
Microsoft decided to use brown on their "Zune" (where the fuck did they get the name "zune" anyway?) to make it look like a piece of dog shit to represent it's function.
Person one: "Aww shit, I think I just stepped in dog shit!!"
Person two: "No, that was my new Zune."
Person one: "Okay, now you can get an iPod."
Person two: "No, that was my new Zune."
Person one: "Okay, now you can get an iPod."
by wassssup? January 17, 2007
A product owned only by mentally retarded people with absolutely no knowledge about electronics. These people also often own an Xbox 360.
by FelisCatusLover May 9, 2009
A crap MP3 player. Only compatible with PCs. Really ugly. Doesn't even tell time. Will never beat iPod.
Zune: 2 million sold
iPod: 150 million sold
Zune: 2 million sold
iPod: 150 million sold
Person 1 (says to person 2 listening to Zune):
Hey, what time is it?
Person 2: I don't know. The Zune doesn't tell time.
Person 1: What?? What electric device nowadays doesn't tell time?
Person 3: Lemme check my iPod.
Hey, what time is it?
Person 2: I don't know. The Zune doesn't tell time.
Person 1: What?? What electric device nowadays doesn't tell time?
Person 3: Lemme check my iPod.
by gamerdude94 February 7, 2009
A new, crappy mp3 player that some people think is a match for an iPod but is clearly inferior. To use an iPod all you have to do is plug it into your computer and it does the rest for you via iTunes, which is now installed on all new computer models; for zune, you have to install a completely seperate program (which is erroneous, considering that it is made by microsoft, so wtf cant you use windows media player for it?!) It comes in shitty colors (Who ever heard of a brown or watermelon colored mp3 player?). It only comes in one model, while Apple's iPod has several (iPod shuffle, iPod nano, Video iPod, Touch screen, etc). Worst of all it is made by crazy Bill Gates who has nothing better to do than think of MORE ways to make billions of dollars, such as produce crappy mp3 players and video game systems that break down as soon as you buy them and are too expensive to repair
Tony: Hey look at my new Zune!
Chris: Ohhhh, you should have got an iPod
TOny: everybody has an ipod, i dont want to jump on the bandwagon
Chris: Well, you'll be mad when you're zune doesnt work on your computer and you have to get an ipod anyway. Ipods are dependable
Tony: You'll see, my shit brown colored Zune is the best mp3 player and will wipe out the ipod for sure
24 hours later
Chris: how's your zune?
Tony: I got an ipod
Chris: really? what happened?
Tony: my zune never worked... you were right...
Chris: Ohhhh, you should have got an iPod
TOny: everybody has an ipod, i dont want to jump on the bandwagon
Chris: Well, you'll be mad when you're zune doesnt work on your computer and you have to get an ipod anyway. Ipods are dependable
Tony: You'll see, my shit brown colored Zune is the best mp3 player and will wipe out the ipod for sure
24 hours later
Chris: how's your zune?
Tony: I got an ipod
Chris: really? what happened?
Tony: my zune never worked... you were right...
by Babadoo September 23, 2007