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Zogbi

The name given to the strongest family in Westeros. If you encounter a Zogbi you will either die, or orgasm. The House of Zogbi are masters of battle and sex (no gay sh*t). The Zogbi name derives from ancient war whereby any Zogbi opponents believed they were facing half man half zombie. The House of Zogbi often pillaged opposition land and f*cked their women. Many half breeds were created, but nothing truly is as sexual as a pure blood Zogbi.
If x = vaginas destroyed, Zogbi = 12x

Winter is coming, and so is your missus if there’s a Zogbi around
by ZogLyf July 4, 2018
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liberal zombie

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.
The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.
by BWM,VA June 1, 2014
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Zogbot

ZOG is an acronym for Zionist Occupied Government,and bot is an abbreviated form of robot. A Zogbot is someone who serves in ZOG'S police force or military.
Zogbots have totally destroyed Iraq in the name of Israel.

Zogbots won't hesitate to kill American citizens if commanded to do so by their Zionist Jew masters.

That useless zogbot pulled me over for doing 35 in a 30mph zone; he must be too afraid to go into cracktown and take down real criminals.
by Dreglord February 8, 2008
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Zombie-Proofing

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.
by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013
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Russian Propaganda Zombies

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.
It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 27, 2022
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phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
by jkkstyle June 13, 2013
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zombieking

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.
The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.
by jpg3 November 3, 2011
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