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Zogbi

The name given to the strongest family in Westeros. If you encounter a Zogbi you will either die, or orgasm. The House of Zogbi are masters of battle and sex (no gay sh*t). The Zogbi name derives from ancient war whereby any Zogbi opponents believed they were facing half man half zombie. The House of Zogbi often pillaged opposition land and f*cked their women. Many half breeds were created, but nothing truly is as sexual as a pure blood Zogbi.
If x = vaginas destroyed, Zogbi = 12x

Winter is coming, and so is your missus if there’s a Zogbi around
by ZogLyf July 4, 2018
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