The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.
by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021
A grandpa who somehow has a fatter ass than half of the men in Genshin Impact. Even straight men simp for him.
by zhonglis left ass December 1, 2022
A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2022
A funeral consultant with the fattest, most juicy ass in the whole of tevyat, ass cheeks so fat when he moves a milimetre it creates an earthquake because of those damn fat cheeks.
by zhonglisfatass May 27, 2022