A Christian organization for high school students they call Young Life but that really ought to be called Popular Kids Getting Together To Do Stupid Shit and Pretend To Learn About a God Who Probably Doesn't Even Exist. The leaders go on and on about how Jesus accepts people as they are and loves everone equally, yet they have no problem with the fact that at a lot of schools it's only the richest, prettiest, and most athletic kids that go. These kids might not necessarily be bullies, but they sure as hell don't give a fuck how a fat, greasy-haired, socially awkward girl who's never had a boyfriend feels about the work of fiction that is the bible. Unless you've been on your school's homecoming court or have friends who have, don't bother stepping into one of their meetings, which do resemble that of a cult.
Tyler: Okay everybody, tonight's the first night of Young Life so if you're socially acceptable be sure to come!"
Haley: Tyler!
Tyler: Okay, sorry, just kidding, anybody can come. (Whispers to Haley) Anyone accept for Madison that is.
Haley: Tyler!
Tyler: Okay, sorry, just kidding, anybody can come. (Whispers to Haley) Anyone accept for Madison that is.
by angryliberal19 February 09, 2013
by Blackmansjoint August 11, 2016
Gathering of Thotties and Fags where they pray and suck some nigga’s dick to take them places and out to eat.
by atraxx September 27, 2018
The most awesome place you will ever go, with the most amazing, accepting people. At young life you will have a contest to throw cheeseballs on guys' heads covered in shaving cream, to see who can get the most cheeseballs on. You will make with young life camp is the best week of your life. Go for it. Live life to the fullest.
by said what? April 07, 2005
by gangsta January 23, 2005
A cult for Christian teens involving fun games, activities and trips to create an interest in God among youths, but is only effective if you already believe it, and enjoy mindless activities.
"Let's go to young life"
"I'm Buddhist"
"Oh...well lets do crack instead then since it does the same thing to our brain"
"...ok"
"I'm Buddhist"
"Oh...well lets do crack instead then since it does the same thing to our brain"
"...ok"
by tehq October 21, 2005
A group of people who are mainly christian who come together on a day of the week for club aka the best time of the week and they basically party and play games. At the end of club, a leader will tell a story or scripture from the bible and then they all pray and go out somewhere afterwards for ice cream or food. Young life also has this amazing thing called campaigners where kids in young life come together and read from the bible, talk about what it means, and tell how it connects to them or todays world. IT’S NOT A CULT! and anyone can go, it’s for everyone, not just popular people.
by yeyeyeeyee February 26, 2019