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You first 

Something insecure males will say to a female once they have agree to trade nudes online, usually through the Kik app, texting, or even Facebook. Commonly used because the male is too afraid to reveal his penis size, or plans to receive nudes from a female and not send any in return.
Girl: Send me a pic

Boy: You first (;
You first by Chek1220 May 18, 2015
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You first 

Go fuck yourself. You do not respect people like me and you will receive respect only what you give ME respect commensurate with MY contributions to society UPTO AND INCLUDING AI and then YOU will respect proportional to your contribution to society which is NOTHING. You do nothing but glaze yourselves for doing nothing more than fucking eachother and then take my money to feed your fucking kids. $200-$300 YOU KNOW WHO COULD USE AN EXTRA $200-$300 PAYCHECK? The guy who created AI, didn't get credited, and now they are trying to avoid paying. Not you. Not your bitch kids. ME. I DESERVE it more than you because I DID more than you and I did it while you were getting drunk and fucking eachother. Piece of shit.
Hym "You first."
You first by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

no you first 

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".



Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"
no you first by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008

If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You. 

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If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger 

A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI 

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel
"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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