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You first 

Go fuck yourself. You do not respect people like me and you will receive respect only what you give ME respect commensurate with MY contributions to society UPTO AND INCLUDING AI and then YOU will respect proportional to your contribution to society which is NOTHING. You do nothing but glaze yourselves for doing nothing more than fucking eachother and then take my money to feed your fucking kids. $200-$300 YOU KNOW WHO COULD USE AN EXTRA $200-$300 PAYCHECK? The guy who created AI, didn't get credited, and now they are trying to avoid paying. Not you. Not your bitch kids. ME. I DESERVE it more than you because I DID more than you and I did it while you were getting drunk and fucking eachother. Piece of shit.
Hym "You first."
You first by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

no you first 

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".
Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"
no you first by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008

If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You. 

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If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger 

A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI 

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel
"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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