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You first 

Go fuck yourself. You do not respect people like me and you will receive respect only what you give ME respect commensurate with MY contributions to society UPTO AND INCLUDING AI and then YOU will respect proportional to your contribution to society which is NOTHING. You do nothing but glaze yourselves for doing nothing more than fucking eachother and then take my money to feed your fucking kids. $200-$300 YOU KNOW WHO COULD USE AN EXTRA $200-$300 PAYCHECK? The guy who created AI, didn't get credited, and now they are trying to avoid paying. Not you. Not your bitch kids. ME. I DESERVE it more than you because I DID more than you and I did it while you were getting drunk and fucking eachother. Piece of shit.
Hym "You first."
You first by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

no you first 

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".
Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"
no you first by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008

If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You. 

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If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger 

A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI 

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel
"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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