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You first
Go fuck yourself. You do not respect people like me and you will receive respect only what you give ME respect commensurate with MY contributions to society UPTO AND INCLUDING AI and then YOU will respect proportional to your contribution to society which is NOTHING. You do nothing but glaze yourselves for doing nothing more than fucking eachother and then take my money to feed your fucking kids. $200-$300 YOU KNOW WHO COULD USE AN EXTRA $200-$300 PAYCHECK? The guy who created AI, didn't get credited, and now they are trying to avoid paying. Not you. Not your bitch kids. ME. I DESERVE it more than you because I DID more than you and I did it while you were getting drunk and fucking eachother. Piece of shit.
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You first • If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You. • no you first • <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.> • first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman • If first you don't succeed, try, try again • If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger • we heard you the first time • Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI • Will You Be My First?
no you first
The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".
Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"
Optionally:
Dude2: "No you before me!"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"
Optionally:
Dude2: "No you before me!"
no you first by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008
If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.
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If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025
first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman
one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman by Adrian November 12, 2004
If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"
If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI
Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI by denkifuro August 11, 2012
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